Someone said it wasn't cool to post pictures of cats on the internet anymore.
We didn't listen. Here are cat pics.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrple.
What do you call a cat in your vehicle?
A car pet.
What do you call a cat race?
A meow-rathon.
What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!
What is a cat's favorite musical instrument?
Purr-cussion.
What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
An assembly kit!
What is a cat's favorite vegetable?
As-purr-agus.
How do cats make coffee?
They purr-colate it.
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy!
What do you call a kitten that was caught red-handed?
The purr-petrator!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse! (but it's a laptop...)
What was the name of the killer cat that swam underwater?
Claws.
What do cats like to watch on TV?
The evening mews!
What kind of car do cats drive?
Furr-ari.
Do you want to hear another bad cat joke?
Just kitten!